So, well, I’m kinda rotund. That’s a nice way for saying I’m overweight. Fat to the laymen. I like to use the term big boned’d but let’s be honest, I haven’t missed a meal since the Reagan administration. I don’t know why I’m telling you this. I guess I needed a lead-in for this picture of a gorilla walking a tight rope.
What I’m trying to say is, basically, this gorilla is like 100x better than me. At everything. He picks up chicks better than me. He’s better at spitting game. Hell, he probably bangs bitches better than me. Dude probably has the stamina of…well, of a gorilla.
This might be the worst post on the internet.