Guy attempts to discretely receive a beej on a subway, fails miserably

To the untrained eye, this Asian guy is just reading a good book next to his sleeping girlfriend. But, if you pay even the slightest bit of attention, you’ll see him trying to cover up some covert BJ action. Video is technically NSFW, but hardly.

Nothing like getting through a page in a good book and releasing a moan of ecstasy. That’s the sign of a spellbinding author, I’m sure. Some say if you haven’t blown a load while reading a Tom Clancy book, he whips Vietnamese sex slave out of frustration each time. Commitment to the craft. (via Reddit)