What do you have to do to be barred from having a cellmate in jail? Let’s find out from this charming fellow. Warning: Graphic story.
Ah, the ol’ puppeteer move. The guy this dude went after sounds like a really unpleasant fellow and all but it’s hard to say that anyone truly deserves a fate that includes “in his ass up to his elbow.” Unless that’s what you’re into. Then, hey, congrats on your diverse interests and super flexible rectum. No small achievements. (via Reddit)