The title above simply has to be what was going through this genius’ mind when he fired up that mortar off his crotch, right?
So I’m trying to put myself at that fire, and thinking what I would have done/said if a friend of mind had proposed doing this very same thing. Would I have encouraged them and not said a word against the idea? Or would I have stared at them blankly with the judgmental expression so often plastered across my face?
I like to believe I would have gone with the former, and let my buddy set his junk on fire for the sake of a viral video. Because we can never have enough of those floating around on the Internet, right?
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