Holotka’s crappy music video is like a cougarfied Rebecca Black

One of the best and worst things about YouTube is how people can pay companies to make professional-looking videos for them completely independent of their talents or lack thereof. This cougarish gal, going by the name Holotka, is the latest example.

I’m glad for her pride in being a badass bitch and her penchant for “bitching it up”. At her advanced age, bitching it up can certainly have dire consequences for her, what with the hot flashes and potential for breaking a hip. She’s the hero we need. (via Dlisted)