Everyone has snuck booze into a place where it didn’t belong, but this takes it to a whole new level. With a little extra effort, you can limit the risk that security discovers you’re a degenerate alcoholic. Given that alcohol costs a fortune at street fests and baseball games, this is actually an ingenious idea. Just be sure you don’t put bourbon into the bottle. Even the laziest bouncers will catch on to that move really quickly. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m headed to Costco to buy a few pallets of bottled water.