Apparently, Hulk Hogan is launching a hosting company called Hostamania. And the commercial for the product features him bare-assed on a wrecking ball a la Miley Cyrus. My eyes. MY EYES.
Pretty funny until you realize that Hulk is only doing this because he’s wasted literally millions of hard-earned dollars that he made flexing his way across the US. His bare ass is the equivalent of a 1970s actress whoring herself out on Craigslist. I weep for you, brother.