A lot of people love a good doughnut, myself included. But this 12-year-old kid has a particular disdain for plain donuts and, for some reason, articulated it in an essay. Here it is.
Kid’s right. If your idea of a good time is some hardly sweetened fried dough with a hole in the middle, you need to take a cold, hard look at where you are in life. If you’re going to go cliff-diving into a quadruple bypass, at least throw an enjoyable flavor in the mix.