It’s fun to imagine what life would be like if you had a billion dollars. But this kid has it way figured out than any of us. And he’s going to straight up cartoonish supervillainy.
I refuse to believe this isn’t real. Many kids are inherently assholes and this one just has it all put together. It’s like watching a basketball player start passing the ball more and hustling for rebounds with extra panache. He’s just got it figured out.
Start working on growing that evil goatee now, kid.