Listen, I was ready to take the Lingerie Football League seriously. I was ready to start referring to them as the LFL. I was ready to stop staring at booties and start staring at pigskin. Then this chick went ahead and drank a beer during the game. Then I reset myself, began staring at boobies again. I’m not mature, obviously.
According to the LFL, this is Chicago Bliss franchise Quarterback, Heather ROCKSTAR Furr. She’s a rockstar because she drinks beer, I guess. Also, that was kind of a weak touchdown. I’m not sure that’s really beer worthy. Pull yourself together Rockstar!