Is this SFW because he doesn’t have an ass crack? Probably not. But there’s a man who has no ass crack who exists and dammit I think you should KNOW that he exists.
If you want to skip to the part where we show you how he has no ass crack, you can scroll down below for a photo. For anyone looking for more details about an ass crackless life, here you go:
How did it happen?
“This happened because of severe pilonidal cysts. I’ve had multiple surgeries on it, and instead of the usual procedure which involves letting it heal, mine was so bad that a plastic surgeon had to close it up. But they keep coming back, and it’ll probably just get worse as I age.”
Sad. But how’s his anus doing?
“My butthole looks the same as anyone else’s! The wound just goes very close to it. Trust me, you don’t want to see it. Second, I poop like anyone else. Just gotta be careful with wiping so I don’t get feces in the wound. But it isn’t hard after having to do it for 8 years now.”
What have former lovers thought about this…situation?
“I’m married, and she’s cool with it.”
Most important: Have his farts suffered due to the biological abnormality?
“Not at all. Still perfect pitch.”
And here’s the photo down below for safety. Warning: It is a man’s ass but it’s science so whatever follow your heart.