This man got caught trying to have sex with a cow and he looks sort of bummed about it
I’ve been trying to write about this cow fucker for the last hour, but life keeps getting in the way. Also, I don’t really like writing about people who yearn to have sex with animals. I’m silly like that.
As the story goes, Reid A. Fontaine (pictured above) romanced a cow, but unbeknownst to him, his sexual efforts were being secretly videotaped by a crafty old farmer who wanted to figure out why his cows were “acting anxious and not producing milk as usual.” Well, the farmer got his answer. The cows were drained from all that good lovin’ Fontaine was providing. The anxiety, of course, probably stems from the cows thinking Fontaine gave them an STD. I can’t say that I blame them; who knows what kind of newfangled sex diseases a guy who fucks cows for leisure probably has? Anxiety warranted.
According to Fox CT
New York state police said Reid A. Fontaine, 31, an information technology network specialist for the Farmington schools, attempted to have sex with a cow on a farm in Herkimer, N.Y., while another man took video of the encounter. Police did not have an address for Fontaine, who was arrested Friday, along with Michael H. Jones, 35, of Ilion, N.Y. Both men face charges of sexual misconduct, a misdemeanor.
Police said the incident was discovered by a farmer who set up a video camera in his barn in an effort to determine why his cows were acting anxious and not producing milk as usual, police said. The farmer called police after seeing the video of the alleged sexual assault of the cow.
In a fun twist, Fontaine wasn’t alone in his pursuit of beastiality. He had his buddy, Mike Jones (pictured below), with him videotaping the sex as well, which is a real treat for the officer who gets the misfortune of reviewing this case. He not only gets to watch a guy fuck a cow, but he gets to do it from two separate angles. HUZZAH!
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[H/T Fox CT]