Over the weekend, reports broke out that a man was shot and killed by Miami police after he was found EATING SOMEONE’S FACE on a local highway. I’ll now direct you to a horrified local news report on this impromptu Memorial Day weekend BBQ.
I like Detective Willie Moreno’s explanation of the situation. “There was some sort of confrontation that led to the officer discharging his weapon.” Not sure you needed to qualify it with “some sort of confrontation,” Willie. If I’m an officer seeing some dude with chunks of human face in his teeth, I’m shooting first and asking questions later. I’ve seen Walking Dead, I know the score.
The man whose face was eaten is in critical condition in a local hospital.