Adding screaming goats to pop songs has been a popular Internet meme for the past week or so. Weird. Weirder: Using motion activated paper towel dispensers in the part of the song previously given to the screaming goat. Bear with me here.
My theory: The screaming goats are pissed off that humans learned about the penchant for giving rock screams and are now attempting to shift focus to the motion activated paper towel dispensers. You see that paper towel dispenser’s glowing red eye? Remind you of another machine turned sentient being?
That’s right. Think about it.