Guy leisurely decides to have sex with a motorcycle in the middle of a street

People love motorcycles. How much? Enough to drop trou in the middle of a sidewalk and start humping one, apparently.

After watching that whole video, I’m feeling as though the headline of “have sex” is probably not appropriate. That was an assault. A sexual motorcycle assault. I hope that motorcycle has the dexterity to curl up in a shower and have a good cry. It deserves that much.