In January and February, the number of people looking for love grows exponentially. So let’s watch a clip from vintage reality show Blind Date of a guy who might actually be the worst dater in the history of dating to teach you how to avoid a bad first date.
I like this guy’s strategy. Maybe the clinginess and awkward talk about their future together won’t work, but trying to unromantically feed her with chopsticks while making silly sound effects will. Just keep on casting out enough awkward things and maybe one of them will click. Andrew’s a real man, going down with the ship. A real man who’ll die alone while making weird Beaker from The Muppets noises, but a real man all the same.