Oh cool, here’s the biggest snake in Florida’s history

by 8 years ago

At 17 feet and 7 inches long and over 163 pounds, this Burmese python is the biggest snake ever captured in Florida. Try not to wet your pants. It reflects poorly upon us all.

The snake is female and was found in the Everglades National Park, then brought to the University of Florida for examination.

So not only is she the biggest snake ever captured, but she was pregnant with 87 eggs? And they just murdered her like that? I get Florida has a snake problem, but man, I thought that Florida was mostly pro-life. Busy times at the Burmese python Planned Parenthood.

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