Perfect Polly is the ideal gift for someone you hate

by 6 years ago

Why get a real bird when you get a battery-operated bird that does bird things and isn’t real? Good question. Perfect Polly has the answer.

The idea of playing with a fake bird as though it were the real thing might be the most depressing infomercial I’ve ever seen. Why are those grown ass adults buying this? A little kid with some weird bird fixation, sure. But the elderly? You survived World War II and now you’re rubbing the back of the head of a toy while it shouts chirps at you? Greatest generation my ass.


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