When you’re taking a dump in the woods, you don’t want to expect the unexpected. This poor guy was pranked by his friends and the result was probably not so pleasant.
This is probably the most gruesome, disgusting trick pulled on an innocent guy in the woods since Jason Vorhees found his way back to Camp Crystal Lake. And even then, I’d probably rather receive a mid-coital machete to the back than get shoved into my own feces like that. They’re both equally messy but at least in one scenario I’m going out on top rather than having to use pine cones to scrape dung off my bare bottom and thighs.