Remember the rapper who snipped his penis off? He wants to do porn now

by 4 years ago

Christ Bearer

When we last left rapper Andre Johnson, aka Christ Bearer, the rapper was in a bit of a pickle in regards to his pickle.

The former friend of Wu-Tang had just lopped off his penis while going nutty on some PCP. He allegedly hacked off his junk with a steak knife then tried to jump to his death. Christ Bearer’s high dive off the side of a building was unsuccessful. He lived. According to report after the event, doctors were able to reattach Christ’s dick via plastic surgery and it’s nearly completely functional.

Naturally, Christ wants to use his family and almost functional junk to explore a career in porn. TMZ interviewed Christ outside a barbershop in Long Beach, California.

Finally, when asked “Does everything still work” in regards to his penis, Chris Bearer again seemed upset, answering, “Does it work? Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?” Additionally, he offered to prove it via a pornographic performance. “Vivid, get at me!” he said, referring to the popular porn production company.

Of course, Vivid is slightly interested in the idea. They just want to check out the goods first.

[via Radio.com]


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