It’s easy to get down about being single when Valentine’s Day is mere hours away. But why are you single? This video perfectly sums up why we’re all alone.
I feel both these two’s pain. Sorry for all the short dudes out there but it’s just weird when a chick is taller than you. Makes it look like you’re her son being taken on a play date. And this guy’s right, C cup or bust. I’m demanding any girls coming in hot weigh each titty and submit the results for approval in advance of a first date. It’s called standards, you guys.