Old wives tales are just that, old. It’s time to create some easy solutions to modern day problems. Rhett and Link have done just that with their new hot line. Just be sure you’re stocked up on bacon.
In case you weren’t aware, bacon is the new duct tape. I don’t know where that leaves everyone’s favorite all-purpose silver repair man, but who cares? We’ve got bacon for all your needs! Then again, the cameo by strips and strips and strips’ biggest proponent, Harley of Epic Meal Time, has me worried. If he’s anything like Daenerys Targaryen or Bran Stark, the rest of our lives will be brutally lacking in bacon.