Well, it took over five months (which, in internet time, is around 8 years), but someone finally created a Zelda themed “Sh*t X Says” video. And does it star Zelda herself? No. her boy toy Link? Nope.
No, it stars Navi, Link’s fairy companion from Ocarina of Time. Who literally says only three things. But that’s what makes it funny! That or the idea of him/her/hit getting blotto and drunk dialing. This is “Shit Navi Says.”