Shoenice took a break from drinking challenges because his liver went on vacation to Mexico, but he’s back and better than ever. The gag-free glutton’s grand re-opening starts with a fifth of Bombay gin.
My favorite post-college dive used to allow people to take a shot after breaking a glass in lieu of being kicked out of the bar. It seems like an easy choice. Free shot or the boot. Obviously you take the shot, right? Well the answer isn’t as easy once you realize that the mandated penalty is warm gin. You have to really want to stay on that stool if you’re willing to drink that.