I can’t ruin this for you. Just can’t. But trust me, when you click this and watch all 36 seconds of this robbery in Brazil, you’re going to feel really good about life.
I really need to know more about the store owner here. The robber dude wasn’t the biggest guy on Earth but to throw him out the window like he’s DJ Jazzy Jeff in The Fresh Prince? Strong move. Maybe this store in Brazil is where Donkey Kong elected to retire after his playing days.