I’m holding off on posting Super Bowl beer commercials until after the game because I think you should watch those for the first time while intoxicated. Old people eating Taco Bell, on the other hand, is best to see sober.
Given that old people eat dinner around 4:30 in the afternoon, would 2am Taco Bell be 5th meal? Did a retirement community just invent a whole new meal? I really can’t keep up. In more important news, the CEO of TBell announced that the Cool Ranch Doritos taco is coming very soon. Hopefully these old geezers are still alive to see it.