My dad’s no Liam Neeson. Neither is yours. With Taken 2 hitting theaters on October 5th, it might be a good idea to have a little reality check on what your dad would do if you got kidnapped by human traffickers. This hilarious video examines the flick if the main character wasn’t a CIA field operative but rather a chubby Italian paterfamilias from the suburbs. There are some pretty good laughs here, but my favorite part is probably when he tries to use his cyberspace skills to track down his missing kid.