I’ve heard all the reasons not to support gay marriage. But putting politics aside, this CollegeHumor video will tell you the best reason to support gay marriage. Spoiler: It’s so gay guys won’t take your girlfriend.
The lesson, as always: No matter how great you feel about yourself and what you have to offer as a human being, you’re always one quiche away from being dropped like a bad habit. It’s on my family crest.