It’s about a magical teapot that gives you money whenever you hurt yourself. That’s my life! Well, without the magical teapot. So there’s this old Jewish folktale that tells about a teapot made from the 30 pieces of silver that Judas was paid for betraying Jesus. This totally nutty new movie postulates that said teapot will spew out cash money when its owners hurt themselves. So when a struggling couple gets ahold of it at their lowest time, they embark on an orgy of self-destruction to make themselves millionaires. Throw in some Hasidic Jew bounty hunters and you have one of the strangest movies I’ve ever heard of. The Brass Teapot opens April 5th.