The Christian version of ‘Thrift Shop’ will make you question God’s existence

by 6 years ago

This reworked version of Macklemore hit “Thrift Shop” is all about Christianity and loving Jesus and there’s a 50% chance this will convert you to Satanism instantly.

For all of this song’s very obvious flaws, it’s very true what they say about Christian girls. The type of girl who’d be down to have a two thousand year old spirit inside of her is probably down to getting all sorts of other things put in there, too, if you catch my drift.

Penis. Penis is what I’m referring to.

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