This 1970s Perrier ad is not very subtle

This one will really put the tameness of this weekend’s Super Bowl ads in perspective. What makes you want to drink carbonated water more than a woman delicately jerking off a bottle of Perrier? As this 1970s ad shows us, NOTHING, that’s what.

Frankly, I’m not sure I want this woman giving me a handy j if it involves my genitals exploding liquids out from all directions like that. It seems hazardous for my health and any nearby bystanders. (via Buzzfeed)