This 1970s Perrier ad is not very subtle

by 6 years ago

This one will really put the tameness of this weekend’s Super Bowl ads in perspective. What makes you want to drink carbonated water more than a woman delicately jerking off a bottle of Perrier? As this 1970s ad shows us, NOTHING, that’s what.

Frankly, I’m not sure I want this woman giving me a handy j if it involves my genitals exploding liquids out from all directions like that. It seems hazardous for my health and any nearby bystanders. (via Buzzfeed)