Listen, I don’t want to brag but I’m the best table tennis player you know. Seriously. I won a tournament in Mexico just a few months ago. Granted, it was at a resort and most of the people were drunk but whatever, I won. Anyway, here’s an insane 41-shot table tennis rally from the Commonwealth Games. These guys are slightly better than me, obviously.
That save at the :17 second mark. NO FREAKIN WAY. I mean, I’m good but not that good.