This is a deer poorly trying to mate

by 6 years ago

All that’s missing in this video of a male deer awkwardly trying to get it in with a doe is a button down shirt, copious amounts of deer AXE body spray, and David Guetta’s music thumping in the background.

Look to the animal kingdom for guidance, fellas. When in doubt, hop around with your engorged genitals until one female of the species seems less repulsed, then thrust awkwardly until you both go flying feet away. Girls love it when you risk injury with your reckless penetration.