YouTuber Nikki was trying to tell the story of how she got her pet lizard. It is boring. Then the lizard takes a dump on her. And it is not boring any more.
I’m not big on lizards as pets but I love the expressionless way that the lizard takes a dump on her. Dogs typically look shy, cats get weird if you look at them while they’re in the box (get your act together, cats, you’re not in a forcefield because you’re shitting onto gravel), but lizards? Nothing. You could be telling him how adorable he is, how you’re about to eat him, or watching him dump all over your jeans and it’s the same face all the way. Admirable. (via Videogum)