This picture of Osama Bin Laden wearing a cowboy hat shouldn’t be that funny, but it is. There’s a story floating around saying Bin Laden wore the hat as a disguise because you know, it covers up the spooky eyes and thick, long beard. Bin Laden you mad genius you.
According to a report obtained by Al-Jazeera, Bin Laden was stopped for speeding in Pakistan around 2002/2003. It was then that he used a jedi mind trick on the bumbling policeman—or something like that.
She told investigators that on one trip their car was pulled over for speeding by a policeman, but that her husband “quickly settled the matter”. Whether the police officer was paid off or simply failed to spot the notorious passenger is not explained.
So Bin Laden wore cowboy hats, watched porn and loved guns. Dude was the Marlboro man.