Keep your seats in the upright position, folks. This news story from The Sun might entirely change the world as you know it.
It’s a shame that the print industry is dying because, frankly, all the ink in the world deserves to go towards this Pulitzer-worthy bit of journalism.
In fairness though, between the color and all those bumps, that strawberry looks more like an STD-ridden penis than a normal penis. Seems worth noting.