Just to prove how much better the Chinese are at everything, they only spent $130 million to make this piece of crap. Meet Empires Of The Deep, the most expensive Chinese film production of all time. Starring one-time Bond girl Olga Kurylenko, it’s an epic action movie in 3D about a secret underwater civilization of mermaids that a human man must enter to save his father. And boy, does it look like a tremendous stinker. I guess the time is right for Asian knock-offs of our consumer cultural products, but everything about this flick looks bad. Like SyFy channel bad. It doesn’t even have an American release date, and might not ever. Goodbye, $130 million!