Did you know that old women are statistically the most likely to commit terrorist acts on an airplane? You probably didn’t because it’s not actually a fact. But that won’t stop the TSA from vigorously searching this old woman in a wheelchair.
I’m just glad they got to her before she got to us. Otherwise we’d all have been offered butterscotch candy or asked how big we’ve gotten since the last time she saw us. Close call! (via @anthonycumia)