Twerking may have been created in the United States but it was perfected in Russia. In this video, which I can only describe as the greatest thing I’ve ever seen, a twerk battle breaks out in a Siberian dance hall. It is phenomenal.
*…a handsome gentleman walks up to a ticket counter
“Hi, yes, is this Siberian Air?”
“I need a one-way ticket.
“Sir, are you in a banana hammock?”
“Sir, you can’t fly in a banana hammock.”