USA hockey will get free porn if they win today

by 5 years ago

Brazzers is offering free porn to USA hockey if they can pull off a win today against Canada because America is “land of the free and home of the boner.”

Brazzers

Brazzers


Here are the details via TMZ Sports.

Brazzers says each player on the squad will get a month-long membership to the hardcore porn site if they beat Canada today … and if they win the gold-medal game — they’ll get a full 10-year smut pass!

Listen, I get it. There’s already free porn out there. But a membership for 10 years, virus free? Dammit, you’ve sucked me in Brazzers.

U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!

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