Captain Planet was all about saving the Earth from certain ruination during his cartoon heyday. But this video isn’t about that. Not at all. And it’ll completely ruin your fond Captain Planet memories forever.
Perhaps this doesn’t ruin Captain Planet quite as much as Don Cheadle’s star turn as the hero, but it’s pretty close. If Captain Planet weren’t such a goody two shoes, he’d probably be all over the pot bandwagon. I bet the blonde French chick was all about it, though. She and that kid Kwame were probably hot boxing every night after helping to dispatch some eco-terrorists. Only way to relax.