Today is the greatest day in television history as Jersey Shore finally ends. Thank you baby Jesus.
Burn Notice @ 9pm, USA: Show has been on for 6 years. And there will be a 7th.
Jersey Shore @ 10pm, MTV: Perhaps the show most responsible for the degradation of our nation’s youth comes to a denouement tonight.
The League @ 10:30pm, FX: The League has been picked up for a fifth season. Surprised?
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:30 pm, CBS: Katie Holmes makes an appearance tonight. Her first since the Tom Cruise separation.
Poinsettia Bowl @ 8pm, ESPN: The bowl season continues tonight with BYU-San Diego. Set your DVR folks (*fart noises).
2012: The End Is Now @ 9pm, History: Since the world is coming to an end tomorrow, this seems appropriate.
Heat-Mavs @ 9:30pm, TNT: Two years ago, this was a big matchup. Now, well now the Mavs are but a shell of what they used to be.
A White House Christmas: First Families Remember @ 8pm, NBC: Past first family members recall happy holiday times in the White House.