New Girl’s Hannah Simone is worthy of your attention tonight as are the Stanley Cup playoffs. Here’s what you need to watch.
Nuggets-Lakers @ 10:30pm, TNT: The best of a craptastic NBA playoff schedule tonight. No Rondo, no Derrick Rose in the other two games. BOO!
Fashion Star @ 10pm, NBC: Congratulations to Jessica Simpson who birthed triplets today! Wait, there was only one kid in there?
Devils-Flyers @ 7:30pm, NBC Sports: I expect a hotly contested game with fat fans tossed aside like rag dolls.
NCIS: Los Angeles @ 9pm, CBS: Oh my god, a crossover event with Hawaii Five-0 y’all! It’s the 1980s all over again.
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno @ 11:30pm, NBC: Will Cameron Diaz dish some dirt about former boy toy Alex Rodriguez? I expect at least two centaur stories.
New Girl @ 9pm, Fox: Tonight’s hot or not features Zooey Deschanel’s sidekick Hannah Simone.
Chopped @ 10pm, Food Network: Can we go one week, just one week without a contestant screwing up rice?