Ever wonder what’s in your cup of coffee other than the failed hopes and dreams of the barista? Wired got the the chemical core of everyone’s favorite morning cup of caffeine. Nothing jumpstarts a day like a hot cup of cockroach pheromones.
Lest you worry that people will take this video as an excuse to chug coffee, there are plenty of concerned citizens on YouTube complaining about this being propaganda. If you’re pissed they didn’t mention any negative effects of caffeine, take your nonsense over there.