What’s winning the Internet today (09.05.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

More Photos of @Vodka_Samm

vodka_samm

Huffington Post



She’s a hero for America.
MORE PHOTOS: Drunk Girl Blows .341 BAC After Football Game

Villains For a Good Reason

villains

The Chive



All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
25 Villains Who Had Every Reason to Become Exactly Who They Did

Solid Policy

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@bubbaprog

Melissa Leigh Morrison is in Good Shape

Melissa Leigh Morrison

SI Extra Mustard



She’s a professional fitness model. Can you tell?
SI Hot Clicks

How to Have the Best Hotel Stay

hotel tipping

Thrillist



Next time you travel do it with more style.
Tip Your Way to a Baller Hotel Stay

321 Foot Basketball Shot

Leila in a Yellow Bikini

leila

Gorilla Mask



A very tiny yellow bikini (with bonus handbras!)
Leila (NSFWish)

Puppies Predict the NFL

puppy predictors

Uproxx



I get all my betting advice from puppies.
Puppies Predict the NFL Season Opener (Video)

Boobs of the AP Top 25

college boobs

Busted Coverage



The only college football poll that matters.
Boobs of the AP Top 25 – Week Two

Nailed It

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@ChrisRRegan

The 5 Pre-Blackout Stages

pre-blackout stages

BroBible



This list is amazingly accurate.
The 5 Stages to You Go Through Before Blacking Out

Melanie Sykes in Lingerie

melanie sykes

Celebslam



She’s a TV presenter in England. Lucky Brits.
Model at Midnight: Melanie Sykes

Eddie Murphy Recorded a New Song

eddie murphy new song

Death and Taxes



And its, uh, not great.
Eddie Murphy Records First Song in Over Two Decades With Snoop Lion

Hitomi Aizawa Looking Like a Champ

Hitomi Aizawa

The Smoking Jacket



How does she play tennis in that top?
Hitomi Aizawa Could Win the U.S. Open

10 Most Influential Artists

most influential artists

Elite Daily



Put some culture in your life.
The 10 Most Influential Artists of 2013

Helena Christensen: Still Hot

helena christensen

DrunkenStepfather



Apparently she’s found the secret to not aging.
Helena Christensen for GQ Germany

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

jaime edmonson 49ers

SI Extra Mustard



Badass Animals, NFL Cheerleaders, Jaime Edmondson and more!