Why isn’t this goat starting for the U.S. National team?

by 5 years ago

goat soccer

Ok, hear me out for a second. What if we gave the goat a soccer jersey? And then what if we gave the goat a name like Gary. And what if we told him not to talk or anything? And what if we took him to USMNT practice? Would Jürgen Klinsmann be any the wiser?