If you’re going to embody the character of Marvel superheroine She-Hulk, there’s no half-stepping.
According to police in York, England, the unidentified green monster attacked a 17-year-old girl outside a local McDonald’s.
Police say the 17-year-old was left with facial lacerations, bruises on her face, and a black eye.
A police spokesman told the Yorkshire Post, “At the time of the incident the woman suspected of the assault was covered in green body paint with dyed red hair. However, she is believed to be a white woman, in her late teens or early twenties and around 5ft 8in tall with a medium build.”
The woman was captured on video thanks to a nearby surveillance camera. Footage of the attack was unavailable as of press time.
Glad they got to the bottom of this one and determined that it wasn’t actually a female imbued with powers from gamma radiation but, rather, just someone dressed up in costume. That must have taken days to figure out.