Woman tells odd story about jelly beans—delivers the most WTF surprise ending

jelly bean story

So this nice young woman met a man and they struck up a conversation about jelly beans—which ones they liked and disliked, etc…Then she got angry for some reason and said something totally wild, totally unexpected.

I have so many important questions to ask. Most of them involving sodomy by jelly bean.

-Does that hurt?
-Is that kind of like a suppository?
-Does the licorice one give you a tingle?
-Is there a Guiness World Record for jelly beans in one’s butt?
-Does she know US Airways lady?

I want answers “Jelly Beans in my Butt” lady. I want answers NOW!