So this actually happened. In New York. On a subway. Today. I can’t even.
That’s not bare ass you’re looking at, that’s a pair of leggings. An amazing, erotic and kinda odd pair of leggings but leggings all the same. I have mixed emotions on this. On one hand, I’m sort of aroused in a “wow, she has a pole in her bum” kind of way. On the other hand, cottage cheese.