Last night was one of WWE’s signature pay-per-views, the Royal Rumble. In a match for the WWE Championship, movie star and all-around amazing person The Rock beat WWE fan favorite CM Punk. One particular wrestling nerd had an embarrassingly excitable reaction.
I bet when The Rock wakes up today and sees this video, he’s doing to have a visceral and emotional reaction. “I worked so hard, entertained so many people. But this guy angrily snapped a WWE-sponsored Blu-ray DVD about me? What is it all worth?” He then lies his WWE championship down on a bed made entirely of $100 bills and stares out the window, muttering to himself, “Why do you even bother, Dwayne? Why…”